September 7, 2018

Carrie Keranen

Growing up outside of Detroit, also known as the birthplace of Robocop, young Carrie Keranen always knew she was destined for greatness. She spent the greater part of her childhood playing baseball with the neighborhood boys, dominating at Euchre, and memorizing all of the songs in Grease 2.

After attending the University of Michigan, backpacking through Europe, reading the entire Dune series, and becoming a Minister of the Universal Life Church, Carrie eventually made her way to NYC.

She currently enjoys making her own Granola, binge watching Game of Thrones, doting on her nieces and nephew, and doing her dishes naked. A fan of birth control, Carrie does not like cheese and is afraid of bees.